George Bush met The Queen. (badly cut & pasted, sorry).

Charlie

George Bush met The Queen and says:
> "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is
> referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom". To which
> the Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
> have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a
while
> and then said: "How about a Principality then?", to which the Queen
> replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and
> you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up
> with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little T'ed off
> by now replied " Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have
> an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush
> could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite
> nicely as a country".
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Frosty · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:24 pm Post subject:

tumbleweed

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steve-o · Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 6:08 pm Post subject:

what?

conor · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:23 pm Post subject: .

so in order to have a country you must have a count? sham
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Pian O'Stool · Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 56 Location: All ova da shop boy

But if you say it the way it's pronounced in the word country then it sounds like CUNTT. Idea

(had to put 2 t's coz of the stupid cursing preventor gadget)

Come on lads get with the feckin programme. It's not that complicated.................... Rolling Eyes

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Charlie · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:16 pm Post subject:

You tell em O Stool
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Finty · Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 5:27 pm Post subject: